Welcome to ToiletRoll.net – The Home of Funny, Football-Inspired Toilet Rolls!

At toiletroll.net, we take the nation’s favourite game and give it a cheeky twist. Our premium quality toilet rolls come wrapped in team-coloured parody designs, offering the perfect mix of humour, rivalry, and everyday practicality.

Whether you’re after a laugh, a gift for a mate, or a bit of banter for match day, our novelty toilet rolls deliver — soft on your cheeks, tough on your rivals.

What We Do

We create novelty, football-inspired toilet rolls that celebrate the ups, downs, and rivalries of the beautiful game — all in good fun. Each roll is wrapped in high-quality printed paper, designed in the colours of your favourite (or least favourite!) team.

We don’t use official logos or trademarks — just clever parody names and colour themes that make every roll instantly recognisable.

Why Our Toilet Rolls?

• Premium 3-ply quality – as soft as a clean sheet.
• Unique parody packaging – a conversation starter in any bathroom.
• Great for gifts – perfect for birthdays, Secret Santa, or match-day pranks.
• Proudly British – inspired by local banter and classic football humour.

The Funniest Gift You’ll Ever Give

From Liverfool to Neverton and beyond, our parody designs bring a smile to fans across the country. Whether you support them, hate them, or just want a good laugh, these novelty rolls make sure every visit to the loo ends on a lighter note.

Coming Soon

We’re gearing up to roll out (literally) our first collection of football parody toilet rolls across the UK. Want to be the first to know when they’re available? Just visit your favourite parody page and hit “Register Interest” — we’ll keep you posted when your team’s roll is ready!

toiletroll.net – Soft on your cheeks. Hard on your rivals.