Everton

Toilet Roll

Neverton novelty Everton toilet roll wrapped in blue and white paper with the caption Where being second is going to the loo

Where being second is going to the loo.

Our Neverton Edition toilet roll celebrates the blue side of Merseyside — with a soft touch and plenty of banter.
Wrapped in premium blue and white paper, it’s the perfect novelty gift for football fans who can take a joke (or a loss).


Why You’ll Love It

  • Premium 2-ply roll wrapped in custom printed sleeve
  • Bold Everton-inspired blue and white design
  • Great as a prank, rivalry gift, or collector’s item
  • Printed and packed in the UK
  • Completely unofficial and purely for fun

The Blue Edition — for fans still waiting for a clean sheet.


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