Glory, glory… wipe it clean.
Our Manure United Edition brings classic red-and-black energy to the smallest room in the house.
Wrapped in premium printed paper, this novelty roll is perfect for match-day banter, Secret Santa, or winding up your favourite rival.
Why You’ll Love It
- Premium 2-ply roll with a bold red-and-black sleeve
- Cheeky parody design — totally unofficial
- Great gift for birthdays, office pranks, and football fans
- Designed and packed in the UK
The Red & Black Edition — soft on your cheeks, fierce on the pitch.
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