Still bottling it since 2004.
The Arsetnal Edition brings bold red-and-white style with a tongue-in-cheek twist.
A perfect novelty for North London banter — premium paper, premium laughs.
Why You’ll Love It
- Premium 2-ply roll with red-and-white sleeve
- Cheeky parody — totally unofficial
- Great for birthdays, office swap gifts, and match-day mischief
- Designed and packed in the UK
The Red Edition — soft on your cheeks, sharp in the banter.
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