Bottled again.
The Totterham Hotspuds Edition keeps it clean in white and navy — a premium novelty roll for fans who can laugh at the ups, downs, and cup runs.
Why You’ll Love It
- Premium 2-ply roll with white-and-navy sleeve
- Parody design — completely unofficial
- Ideal for rivalry gifts, Secret Santa, or match-day giggles
- Printed and packed in the UK
The Lilywhite Edition — soft on your cheeks, spicy in the banter.
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